Lili Kinsman

The Chef
Lili is a professionally trained chef who loves ‘food porn’. If you hear her moaning in the market, which she has been known to do, more likely than not, it’s a ripe bleu cheese or the perfect fig that is the object of her lust. Lili’s last meal request would almost certainly be Malpaque Bay or Winter Point Maine oysters on the half- shell and dangerously cold vodka. Every year on her birthday she has exactly nine oysters on the half-shell. Some of her friends think she has a queer obsession with bi-valves and if asked she would rightfully agree.
The Travel Junky
The other love of Lili’s life is travel. She has been known to leave jobs and run out on husbands on the spur of the moment to cave dive for squid in the West Indies or because she ran out of her favorite perfume which can only be found in some obscure hamlet in France…and of course there’s cheese there too. Let’s hope she never mixes up the two scents. If you find her wandering about the Loire Valley with lavender on her breath and cheese on her neck and wrists, please call the emergency number tattooed on the back of her neck.
She has shared the road with bicycles, buses, motorcycles, donkeys, trains, boats, carts and all manner of life forms, including a fellow who insisted that he was the living incarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte. However, when asked what mode of travel she prefers, her answer is always the same - backpack and thumb and preferably solitario. She plans to single-handedly restore the art of a good hitch, sans mace, but will probably stay off the roads in really weird places like Ohio.
Lili’s favorite country is Ireland, especially the Dingle Peninsula where the people are particularly amusing, the oysters are transcendent and the Guinness flows like water.
Careers
In addition to being a chef and restaurateur, Lili has had other occupations including: barnacle scraper, tarot card reader, art-gallery owner, high-school teacher, fitness instructor, real estate agent and exotic dancer. All true. All fact. She says the only time she felt dirty was during her stint in real estate.
Fave’s
Lili says her favorite color is ‘fog’, but if you looked in her closet you’d think one of three things:
1. Undertaker
2. The love child of Joey Ramone
3. Colorblind
She does not believe in underwear or socks and wears them only when forced to do so.
She thinks diamonds are not only a ridiculous joke, but also an immense waste of money and adores it when men give her hemp necklaces or any jewelry made out of uncooked macaroni or spare auto parts.
Her musical interests run the gamut from opera to death metal, but she has an unadulterated love for all things reggae, traditional Mexican love songs sung up to her window and plucky Irish drinking tunes. If given a choice of one album to take to a deserted island, it would most certainly not be Kenny Chesney – the big-time country singer from whom Lili turned down a private performance during a mutual stay on a very tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Under the penalty of death – we cannot disclose this location because Lili has a peculiar fear of large white tourists and knows this may be the one place on earth she and Kenny can avoid them almost altogether. As she fancies the fine Irish singer and humanitarian Bono, we’re going to take an educated guess at what the deserted island album choice would be. “One” by U2 is her self-proclaimed anthem. When she goes to the big bong-party in the sky, she intends to ask Bob Marley to sing it for her, while she burns a fat one so she can be sure she’s in heaven.
Books & Flicks
Lili is an avid reader and loves foreign films .Her favorite book is “Esperanza’s Box of Saints” by Maria Amparo Escandon. After getting her big break in Travel & Food shows, she plans on producing the book into movie. In her house she is known as “The Sundance Kid” because of her weakness for obscure movies with bizarre endings. Her two favorite movies of the last few years are “The Sea Inside”, an excruciatingly beautiful film about a paralyzed man’s wish to end his life and “Mostly Martha”, a sweet love story about an uptight German chef who finds herself in love with an annoyingly good-natured Italian man- and there’s lots of good food-porn in it too. When she wants a good laugh she goes right for the Peter Sellers or Monty Python classics.
As a Broadcast Communications Major, Lili was turned on to the silent movies of Charlie Chaplin by her professor and now plans to watch them all on a regular basis, as she loves the brilliant simplicity and sublime technique.
Current Incarnation: Producer for Tasty Planet
Birthdays: May 9th - the actual ‘birth’ day and July 3rd –the day she survived a near fatal motorcycle crash
Favorite flowers: Hemp buds and lilacs
Prefers: Paper not plastic
Favorite Season: Summer
Best Friend: Victoria
Lucky number: 36
Stirred, not shaken
Indulgence: Eating Vegetable Lo Mien with her fingers in a hot bathtub
Porn-Name: Misty Messina (1st pet & mother’s maiden name)
Strangest Culinary Experience: Cooked an entire venison roast on the intake manifold of a 1969 Chevelle
Favorite Actor: Gael Garcia Bernal
Favorite Directors: Cohen Brothers, Salma Hayek and Scorcese
Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac (she stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog)
Presently: Trying to dread her hair against the advise of all the white people she knows





